‘Chinglish vs Americhina’ by Changming Yuan1 min read

Under our great gunvernment
which now hates z-turning most
our society is a true socialist democrazy
full of shitizens (and stupigs)

While many a department and its head
are trying to pursue propoorpty
as well as a fine sexretary
most other chinsumers love to

demonstrate their animale
in front of circumseers
like those who enjoy living togayther
in smilence

Changming Yuan, a 9-time Pushcart nominee and the author of 7 chapbooks (including Wordscaping [2016]), published monographs on translation before moving out of China. With a PhD in English, Yuan currently edits Poetry Pacific with Allen Yuan in Vancouver, and has poetry appearing in Best Canadian Poetry, BestNewPoemsOnline, Ricepaper, Threepenny Review and 1179 others across 38 countries.

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